Geoffrey Massa’s Side Chic Shocks Nation


Celebrities are usually expected to have the sleekest women the world can offer; be it the legal wives or side chics. Geoffrey Massa, celebrated striker and former Uganda Cranes Captain however shocked the nation a great deal.

In a scenario that happened days ago, at about 3 am in the morning, Massa, a professional football player was busted by police in a car with a young lady. According to Uganda Police Twitter handle, Massa declined to talk to the officer and instead sped off raising suspicion – perhaps this wouldn’t be the case if he had identified himself. I mean, all Police officers support the national team.

He was pursued and his car shot at by Police, and consequently got arrested after his car hit a boda boda cyclist and lost momentum. Since then, various charges have been pressed against him, but the most shocking bit is damn! Massa has a very substandard side chic. By rule of thumb, you should never have a side chic worse than your main lady; he defied this.

I know some of you will argue that it’s just a friend but hey. What would you be doing alone with a girl oops sorry, a gu chic in a car parked at 3 a.m, driving off when Police tries to get a word? Believe me you, Massa is a golden baller both on and off the pitch.

Well, I know many of you f***boys who do horses, are consoling yourselves since your role model does it too. But it doesn’t make things any better.


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Kanyomozi Lisa

I wish you could see through my eyes, the bigger picture where there is demise. The fruit tastes sweeter when its forbidden. After the swallow you realize it was rotten. If we knew the hands of the future maybe there would be a story untold. _Kakira

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